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May 27, 2010

Little League Lunatics


There are certain things you expect to see at a kids' soccer game. Gatorade bottles and orange slices. Coaches' clipboards and cans of spray sunscreen. Here's what you don't expect to see: A 9mm handgun.

Michigan dad James Sherrill was arrested recently after pulling a pistol on another player's dad at a high-tension soccer match between — get this — 6- and 7-year-olds.

We'd like to gasp in horror. We'd like to grimace in shock. But anyone who's ever schlepped a folding chair to a field knows adult tempers percolate vigorously at kids' sporting events. All too often they boil over.

"Coaching seven years of Little League has left me believing that parents at all games should be muzzled," says a dad I know. "I had a guy threaten to not only kick my ass but have his son kick my son's ass. Over playing time! It was a sad sight to behold."

He once saw a father spit on an umpire. "Parent ejected, kid embarrassed," he says.

Another friend once saw a shoving-turned-punching match between two dads at a soccer game. "One of the wives joined in and took a swing," he says. "The kids came running off the field, then the guys' kids went to blows. A lovely lesson to teach your 10 year-old."


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Keywords: baseball  soccer  sports  crazy parents  handguns 


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