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<title>Kristy McNichol is Gay</title>
<description>My Tiger Beat poster gal's a lady lover ... and who-the-feathered-flip cares?</description>
<pubDate>January 19, 2012</pubDate>
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<title>Your Child, Your Mouthpiece</title>
<description>Don't turn your kid into your personal picket sign. It's creepy.</description>
<pubDate>January 5, 2012</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Santa</title>
<description>I took the liberty of scratching out a last-minute wish list, on the off chance that you care.</description>
<pubDate>December 22, 2011</pubDate>
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<title>Urine for a Treat</title>
<description>It seems I sprung a wee leak. And being neither a potty-oblivious infant nor a nursing-home resident, I'm confused.</description>
<pubDate>December 8, 2011</pubDate>
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<title>My Pantry's in a Bunch</title>
<description>Dear Santa, all I want for Xmas is for my house guests not to be buried alive in the inevitable avalanche that is my Tupperware cabinet.</description>
<pubDate>November 24, 2011</pubDate>
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<title>Coach Charming</title>
<description>Soccer coach dads are hot. There, I said it.</description>
<pubDate>November 10, 2011</pubDate>
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<title>Thank-You Notes</title>
<description>Classy and timeless? Or outdated and meaningless?</description>
<pubDate>October 27, 2011</pubDate>
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<title>Population Seriously Scary</title>
<description>So why are we blocking birth control??!</description>
<pubDate>October 20, 2011</pubDate>
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<title>Gift Wrap This</title>
<description>Are you worn down by wrapping paper sales and jog-a-thons? You ain't the only one, sister.</description>
<pubDate>October 13, 2011</pubDate>
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<title>Spousal Grousing</title>
<description>The good news: Some husbands are WAY more irritating than yours.</description>
<pubDate>October 6, 2011</pubDate>
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