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<title>Off-Leash Kids</title>
<description>Have Americans become unnecessarily fearful for our children's safety?</description>
<pubDate>June 25, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>Fathering Females</title>
<description>For Father's Day, Starshine gives the dads-of-daughters a good grilling.</description>
<pubDate>June 18, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>Gay Marriage in the Midwest</title>
<description>Who's cool now? Starshine reveals why Iowa kicks California's toned, tanned tushie.</description>
<pubDate>June 4, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>End-of-the-Year-Gifts for Teachers</title>
<description>No coffee mugs. No cheap candy. Starshine asks teachers what they really want for end-of-the-year gifts.</description>
<pubDate>May 28, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>Motherhood</title>
<description>Starshine chats with the stars of a startlingly honest new film about mom-bonding.</description>
<pubDate>May 21, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>Pool Spawn</title>
<description>Loathing floaties: Swim lessons make Starshine want to beat someone with a pool noodle.</description>
<pubDate>May 14, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>Pearly Whites</title>
<description>Did you know it's rude to bleach your teeth in church? Starshine did not.</description>
<pubDate>May 7, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>My Son's Peaceful Defiance</title>
<description>Fed up with life's bossy mandates, Starshine finds freedom in a toddler's two-word cue: 'I won't.'</description>
<pubDate>April 30, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>The Mythical Cougar</title>
<description>The claws come out when Starshine watches 20 hairless, pec-flexing beauhunks woo a Cougar.</description>
<pubDate>April 23, 2009</pubDate>
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<title>Sin City</title>
<description>Of schlepping the kids to smut-soaked Sin City, Starshine has this to say: OOPS.</description>
<pubDate>April 16, 2009</pubDate>
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