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<title>Bawling for Dollars</title>
<description>Bawling for dollars: Starshine buys into a women's wampum workshop where there's no deficit of tears.</description>
<pubDate>May 8, 2008</pubDate>
<link>http://www.starshineroshell.com/stories/20080508.html</link>
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<title>A Croc of Shoe</title>
<description>Lucifer's footwear: Starshine swears that your favorite holey, rubbery sandals are actually a Croc of shoe.</description>
<pubDate>May 1, 2008</pubDate>
<link>http://www.starshineroshell.com/stories/20080501.html</link>
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<title>How to Handle the Brave New World of i, X, IM, and Wii</title>
<description>iPods and YouTube and Twitter, oh, my! Starshine reports on Laguna Blanca's unnerving but enlightening teens-and-the-media summit.</description>
<pubDate>April 24, 2008</pubDate>
<link>http://www.starshineroshell.com/stories/20080424.html</link>
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<title>Spring Cleaning</title>
<description>Starshine deconstructs Spring Cleaning and other lies meant to torture us.</description>
<pubDate>April 17, 2008</pubDate>
<link>http://www.starshineroshell.com/stories/20080417.html</link>
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<title>Paradise Found</title>
<description>Starshine misses Cancun by 500 miles and wakes up in another strange, exotic land. Wearing capri pants.</description>
<pubDate>April 10, 2008</pubDate>
<link>http://www.starshineroshell.com/stories/20080410.html</link>
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<title>Thank You, Officer. No Really.</title>
<description>Caught speeding: Starshine's clocked at 80 in a 65 and, to her own shock, doesn't try to wriggle out of it.</description>
<pubDate>April 3, 2008</pubDate>
<link>http://www.starshineroshell.com/stories/20080403.html</link>
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<title>I'm Virtually Popular!</title>
<description>Cyber colleague Starshine explains why working at home is about as satisfying as eating a virtual donut.</description>
<pubDate>March 27, 2008</pubDate>
<link>http://www.starshineroshell.com/stories/20080327.html</link>
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<title>Spork It Over</title>
<description>Starshine submits to a cafeteria lunch at a local elementary school and lives to tell the tale.</description>
<pubDate>March 20, 2008</pubDate>
<link>http://www.starshineroshell.com/stories/20080320.html</link>
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<title>Notes from the Citizen McCaw Red Carpet</title>
<description>She laughed, she cried, she cursed. Starshine reports on Citizen McCaw from where she sat.</description>
<pubDate>March 13, 2008</pubDate>
<link>http://www.starshineroshell.com/stories/20080313.html</link>
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<title>The Game of LIFE</title>
<description>Starshine skipped college, avoided kids and shacked up with a woman, but -- thank you, Milton Bradley! -- she still wound up a millionaire.</description>
<pubDate>March 6, 2008</pubDate>
<link>http://www.starshineroshell.com/stories/20080306.html</link>
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